(Source: witch-breed, via greenparcel)
That awkward moment when you get shot by your wife
In front of your wife
Who then proceeds to try… and kill… your wife?
WELCOME TO DOCTOR WHO ENJOY YOUR STAY
All I can think about when I see this now is those pages from River’s Diary… ;0;
(via mydearholmes)
(Source: youvebeen-loki-d, via thordasgay)
I’m British, I’m allowed to hate everything.
(Source: sasssyasfuck, via deducing-in-the-tardis)
’..to escape their wrath loki changed himself into a salmon. From his high seat in Asgard, however, Odin located the fish and mounted an expidition to catch it. Loki was then placed in a dark cave. His son Vali was changed ino a wolf, who immedietly attacked his brother Narvi and killed him. Navi’s intestines were then used to bind Loki beneath the dripping mouth of a venomous snake.’
for those not familiar with norse mythology, our bud loki once turned into a mare and got sexed by a giant stallion named svathilfari and produced sleipnir, an 8-legged horse
he also did it with a giant and she had three children- A giant fucking snake, A giant fucking dog, and an zombie chick
He’s very open-minded.
Or very open-legged.
wh
whoever made this, i love you.
VERY OPEN-LEGGED.
(via improbablenormality)
I will reblog this every single time i see it.
WHY THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
YOU NERD FUCK, YOU
I don’t know if during interviews Tom sits like Loki or vice versa.
(Source: bartonesque, via thordasgay)
5/10 Favorite Rides - The Haunted Mansion & Phantom Manor
(via ashappyasdisney)
The pigeons are up to something.
That moment when the fandom is so intent on finding how Sherlock survived we even start doubting the pigeons
That lord of the rings “carried away by a bird” theory looking pretty good.
If the bee gees can solve a cliffhanger then so can pigeons!
I don’t know, I’m more suspicious of the benches, if you ask me.
(via jamanddogtags)






